This morning it still didn’t say “Out For Delivery” and so I panicked and called UPS. After a few frustrating minutes with the automated lady (that bitch) I got a real, very nice lady who told me that the scan wasn’t registered on the tracking number, but it was, indeed, on its way.
And thank you, nice, real human being woman. You saved me a lot of swearing.
omg it’s on its way omg omg omg